Jessica & Tony: On the QT

I'm surprised that Tony Romo and Jess are still together. I'm actually not a Jessica Simpson hater. Don't get me wrong, I'm not necessarily a Jess-lover, either, but I have a little soft spot for her the way you might for the slow kid in class. I kind of like her and Tony together. (Notice how non-commital I am, haha)

TONY Romo really hates cameras. The Dallas Cowboy QB kept his distance from girlfriend Jessica Simpson at the Key Club in LA the other night. "They were there for cover band Steel Panther but refused to be photographed together," said our spy. "They walked in a few feet apart, and Jessica sat with Vivica Fox, laughing and drinking with her all night. But Jessica kept excusing herself to walk to the back, where Tony was. They'd make out against the wall; then she'd walk back up to sit in front."

(Source: Page Six)

Aniston Finds Simpson Love Letters?

I always thought John Mayer liked Jessica Simpson more than he let on. I don't think he WANTED to like her as much as he did - but he did.

JOHN Mayer can't keep those pesky ex-es away. His girlfriend Jennifer Aniston found "a batch" of love letters from his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in his guitar case. "Jennifer was more hurt than angry at the discovery," said a source. "The letters surprisingly were very touching and well written." Aniston appeared to be fine after Mayer smoothed things over. Her rep called the tale "completely fabricated."
(Source: Page Six)

Pam Anderson Calls Jessica "Bitch and Whore"

WTF?! Pamela Anderson is calling Jessica Simpson a "bitch and a whore" because she eats meat?! Whatever.

Former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson has launched a scathing attack on Jessica Simpson -- calling her a bitch and whore.

Much to Pamela's disgust, Jessica recently stepped out wearing a T-shirt proclaiming, "Real girls eat meat."

Which prompted vegetarian Pamela to hit back. Speaking on radio in Australia -- where she's waiting to go into the Big Brother house -- the blonde pin-up slammed the former Newly Weds star.

She fumed, "I think she is a bitch and whore.

"Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

She added that she is proud of not eating meat, saying, "I think it's healthy, good for your body and good for the environment."

(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Papa Joe Causes Jess & Tony Split?

I sooo don't care that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo broke up. Altho, I did think they would make it longer. It just goes to prove what a poison Papa Joe is in the lives of his daughters.

Jessica Simpson’s dad is urging her rumored-ex, Tony Romo, to “support the family” at Ashlee’s wedding to Pete Wentz this weekend.

“Joe has called Tony and asked him to come to show support for the wedding,” a source says.

It isn’t known if the Dallas Cowboys quarterback has agreed to show at the wedding, but he’s scheduled to fly into L.A. over the weekend.

Romo didn’t attend a bachelor party Joe threw for Fall Out Boy rocker Pete and a few of his pals on Thursday night, but according to reports, a steady supply of beer and wine was brought to their table. After the celebration, Joe picked the $1,000 bill.

It has been claimed that one of the reasons behind Tony and Jessica’s split was due to Joe’s “overbearing” nature, and because he’s “not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”

Meanwhile, Jessica and mom Tina threw a bachelorette party for Ashlee that E! reports was a “mellow affair.” About a dozen of Ashlee’s closest family members and friends attended the backyard event, decorated with balloons.

“Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice,” a source told Us Weekly magazine.

The rehearsal dinner – described by the source as “an intimate affair” for “family and close friends only” – will take place on Friday.

(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Jessica Simpson: Obscene Drinking!

After a month with the retirees in Florida, all I can say is, "me next."

Jessica Simpson’s recent hospitalization was down to months of hard drinking with boyfriend Tony Romo, Star magazine claims, citing sources close to the former reality TV star.

Simpson, 27, was rushed to Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on March 28, and remained there for four days. Her reps said she was being treated for a “kidney infection,” but sources close to Jessica tell a different story.

Her health problems, say sources, were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol.

“She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”

Jessica also demanded the doctors give her a pregnancy test — because she was “three weeks late” for her period.

“She was a nervous wreck,” says the insider. “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling.”

The former ‘Newly Weds’ star has dated a string of men since her 2006 split from singer Nick Lachey, including musician John Mayer. But after hooking up with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony in November, insiders say her partying and drinking is spiraling out of control.

“She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories,” says a source. “But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.” (Source: Showbiz Spy)

Papa Joe Continues to Screw Daughters

LOVE this! I told you as soon as we found out Ashlee Simpson was preggers that Papa Joe would be beating down doors trying to get the cashola. He's asking $1M, he's being offered $60K. HAHA When will Joe Simpson realize that his daughters are NOT A-List stars? Sure, they're in the weeklies all the time - that's because they make themselved available (think Eva Longoria). There was a time I kind of thought of Jess as A-List...alas, she was never higher than B. Pre-plastic surgery, Ashlee was a solid C. Now, due to the improved looks and London stage stint....I'll give her a B-.

THE Simpson sisters' dad-ager, Joe Simpson, is trying to cash in on the baby-crazed trend in celebrity magazines - but he's having a difficult time.

A magazine source said, "Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover." The news broke this week that Jessica's younger sibling is pregnant with her now-fiancée Pete Wentz's child - a claim Wentz has backed off denying.

"The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money - an interview and photos of the baby when she has it," our source said.

Sadly, there is some interest - but not for anything close to $1 million.

One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch "$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album ['Bittersweet World'] is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly."

But even with the marriage announcement, "Joe has an unrealistic expectation of what Ashlee can command," the editor said.

Ashlee's shotgun wedding to Wentz is expected to take place before summer. Her rep declined to comment.

A source told OK! magazine, "They're planning on something in the Santa Barbara area probably by the end of May . . . Jessica will be the maid of honor."

Ashlee is said to be eyeing a Vera Wang dress and will likely wear a ring designed by Wentz.

This wouldn't be the first time Joe has mucked things up for his daughters. During Jessica's visit to Africa with the Operation Smile charity two years ago, he insisted on being the only one to take pictures of her, despite having a professional photographer along on the trip - thus making himself the only one to collect the cash when he sold the photos to People magazine.

Joe also undercut Jessica when she did a deal for the launch issue of OK! At the time, it was reported Jessica got a mere $250,000 for the spread - despite Sean Combs getting more than $1 million several weeks later.