Memo To JT & Jessica Biel

To: Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel

Listen, I know it must be annoying to be constantly followed by the paps. However, why do you choose to go to celeb-owned paparrazzi haunts like Beso for your date night if you don't want to be photographed?? If you don't want to be hounded by the media - find yourselves a little out of the way restaurant. There are LOTS of them in LA. But if you're going to go to Beso, STK, The Ivy or any of the other celeb spots - put a f&cking smile on your face.

It's not the paps fault that "The Love Guru" sucked or that Biel's much hyped project with Jake Gyllenhaal couldn't get funding. And because of that, you two need to be seen out and about. I get that. But would it kill you to play the game, then? I mean - you ARE playing it. So play it right.

Thank you.

Reunion: JT and Brit?

This would be SO awesome, wouldn't it? Justin has said that if Britney was serious, he would consider working with her. I don't know how serious Britney is - but I KNOW Jamie Spears and the rest of her team are serious about her comeback.

OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake will reunite for her new album – a duet. Every month this story surfaces. And every month it gets slammed down.

This time though, the magazine swears on Shiloh it’s true – and there may be reason to believe it. Remember, OK! is totally in bed with Lynne Spears, having funded Jamie Lynn’s teenage pregnancy. So it’s likely their source on Britney’s side is tight.

Their insider on JT’s side however is probably much weaker.

What’s in it for Pippy?

Especially since Pippy’s launch pad was his status as her boyfriend. Be honest, most of us first knew of him as:

1. That curly haired child from N Sync and
2. That curly haired child from N Sync who is dating Britney Spears

Without Britney, Pippy may not be what he is today – something he was ostensibly sore about when they were an item. Pippy, more than anything, is big balls aggressive about asserting his own accomplishments.

Besides, adding Chicken Fried back in his diet would most certainly push Shelf Ass off the map. A benefit for us...but never something Shelfy would take lying down.

Will it happen? Please Shiloh make it happen!
(Source: Laineygossip.com)

More Engagement Chatter: JT and Jessica Biel

Is it so wrong that I don't want Justin Timberlake to get married? He's not even a Celebrity Boyfriend. But...you know...if he gets married it will dash all of my hopes for a Britney reunion! I'm only halfway kidding.

Justin Timberlake has fueled rumors he's set to marry girlfriend Jessica Biel after shopping for an engagement ring.

Sources close to SexyBack star Justin say he's planning to propose to Biel and is asking her close friends to help him choose the perfect diamond band.

A pal of Jessica's told the Chicago Sun Times newspaper, "Justin has been ring shopping, and we're talking serious, major Harry Winston-type shopping here.

"He has been quizzing Jessica's closest pals and associates, trying to get a take on the kind of engagement rings she has admired.

"The only comment I ever heard Jessica make was when she complimented a mutual friend's square-cut emerald ring - when a girlfriend of ours got engaged. It was huge!"

Justin's friends claim the former 'N Sync star wanted to take his relationship with 'The Illusionist' actress Jessica to the next level after their busy work schedules kept them apart for long periods.

It was last month claimed Justin, 27, was ready to marry Jessica, 26, on the privately owned Caribbean island of Mustique in the West Indies.

A source said, "Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica."(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Justin Timberlake Proposing?

Why? Why Jessica Biel? I know the dudes love her perfect ass - but ugh. Just ugh!

I'm sure she's a lovely girl. Why don't I care for her? How do you guys feel about Jessica? Let me know!


Justin Timberlake is reportedly set to propose to girlfriend Jessica Biel.

The singer, who has previously dated Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz, has already started looking at potential wedding venues; and Jessica has not been drinking recently, sparking pregnancy rumors.

A source said, “Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids.

“For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica.

“He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

The ‘Sexy Back’ singer is said to have his eye on the West Indian island of Mustique as a venue for the wedding. It’s described as “an exclusive, 1,400-acre island in the southern Caribbean with lush, rolling terrain cooled by trade winds, surrounded by pristine white beaches and clear, aquamarine waters,” according to the island’s official website.

Justin wants the complete privacy for the couple’s big day — and because the island is privately owned by those who live there, he would be able to ban all paparazzi.

His friend added, “Although Justin has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private.

“To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune. But he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica.

“Then there are the rumours about a baby being on the way.”

(Source: Showbiz Spy)

JT Attends Cam's Dad's Memorial Service

So classy.

Justin Timberlake showed his support for ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz at a memorial service for her late father, Emilio Diaz, in Seal Beach, California on Sunday.

Diaz’s other love-interest, John Mayer, also paid his respects to Emilio, who died of pneumonia last Tuesday at age 58.

Entertainment Tonight reports that tropical flowers were carried inside, and some guests even wore Hawaiian clothing and leis — a notion her father likely would have appreciated.

“Most people started arriving at 1.30pm and very few were wearing black. Lots of people had Hawaiian shirts on,” an onlooker said.

In a statement last week, the ‘Shrek’ actress said, “his humor and spirit will always live on in our hearts.”

In lieu of flowers, Diaz is asking fans to make donations in her father’s name on Surfrider.org or Reefcheck.org.

Justin dated Cameron from 2003 to 2006. And John has been romantically linked to the 35-year-old actress for the past two years. They both arrived separately and stayed until people started leaving at 4pm.(Source: Showbiz Apy)

Real-Life Celeb Spottings

If you've got 'em send them to me!! I don't care if they're old or new. Or B-list. Cuz...welll....I haven't really told you guys about me being the Queen of B-List Celeb Sightings.

My friend, Vanessa, was in LA last week and she had some awesome ones! Here's what she said about who she saw:

April 8
Was in LA for 48 hours for a boring as hell Forrester conference.
Barely left the 3 block radius of the hotel. The ONE night we did
leave was to have dinner somewhere fab. We ended up at Cut at the Reg
Bev Wil (how very Pretty Woman).

Spotted: J.T. (right mother fucking next to me which freaked me out).
He was sitting in a booth bordering ours, separated by a 2 ft glass
divider. I wanted to tossle his hair, but I resisted. LOL. He was with
two dudes and looking at his mobile phone a lot. One looked like his
bodyguard or something. Like I said he was much more fuckable in
person. I've never been one of those girls super into him, but now I
am. He is also taller and just more manly in person. Before I could
not get the image of him with the tight curls and blonde tipped hair
from his Britney years. Now, he's actually fuckable.

When he got up to leave he stopped to chit chat with girls at a few
tables (total dogs) and was saying hello to everyone. There were no
gawkers...he just seemed like a regular, friendly dude and everyone in
the restaurant was chill, but his presence was felt. No paprazzi or
weird fan stalkers anywhere. The photogs are not allowed in the
breezeway at the hotel...perhaps this was why so many celebs were
there. Not sure.

Then on his way out he walks over to this other table and surprise,
Ellen D stands up and gives him a big hug. Very geniune. We did not
know she was there until this happened. Then we come to notice Portia
was there as well. She's hot...really. We actually were at the
restaurant for hours and they were STILL there when we left ...
drinking wine and dining with what some Asian business men. The other
slightly odd thing is that Ellen and Portia were not seated directly
next to each other at the table. Odd.

At the table just behind me sat Rita Wilson with some of her
girlfriends. She had a very down-to-earth vibe about her.

Okay, that's about it. Oh yes and Oliver stone was at this place
called Craft (where we were prior to Cut). He was wasted.

Good times.

How awesome is that??

MUST WATCH!

Ok, well...the ladies. My friend Ellie sent me this along with the following note:

Stop what you’re doing and watch this video of Mickey Mouse club members Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Ryan Gosling, and a kid who didn’t become famous sing one for the ladies.

Be prepared to swoon! lol Oh and....someone in this video is on my Celebrity Boyfriends List. Guess who and check back on Friday to see if you're right!