American Idol - 11

Did you see my #4 Celebrity Boyfriend, Simon, on Oprah this week? He said he thought the final 3 would consist of "front-runner" David Archuleta, David Cook, Brooke White or Jason Castro. Can't remember if he mentioned Carly??

I like Simon's sweater. Cashmere, no doubt. He just really needs help with his hair!

First up: Amanda Overmyer "Back in the USSR." Great song choice for her! She's doing better in the competition than I though she would. I don't think she'll win - but I like her.

Kristy Lee Cook - I told my savior, Miss Barb, that I thought Kristy would go home tonight. Eh. She did ok, I guess. Hard to tell where she'll stand up at this point, my guess is toward the bottom.

David Archuleta - Poor little David's mean dad probably kept him up every night for the past week making him practice. He did great. I hope he's doing ok tho. It sounds like his dad is a real meanie!

Michael Johns - He's just not living up to expectations. He's a great looking guy, he can sing - but he doesn't have much energy onstage. I think he may be more "lead singer in a band" guy.

Brooke White - OMG. Why are people acting like they like it? She is SO embarrassingly awkward. Make her stop "dancing." Give her a guitar. A piano! Put her back on the steps! No. Way.

David Cook - Ok. I just have to get over the heebie jeebies because he's really good! But proving once again why I love him, Simon is totally right: David is a bit full of himself.

Carly Smithson - "Blackbird." Oh no - I hate her top. It's hard not to focus on it. I really liked it. I like her. I like that they showed her tatted up husband.

Jason Castro - "Michelle." Ok...it's a little cheesy - but I still like him. Oh no. Why did he just do that flippy hand thing while singing in french?! Oh I don't know, Jason. That might have been kind of bad.

Syesha - Wow. I totally agree with Paula. Totally agree with Simon, too. I thought she seemed so much more vulnerable and interesting tonight. She was good. I still don't love her, tho!

Chikezie - Hmmmm. I'm honestly not quite sure what to make of Chikezie tonight.

Ramiele - "I Should Have Known Better." Uh oh. It might be time to send Ramiele home.

1. David Archuleta

2. David Cook
3. Carly Smithson
4. Syesha
5. Jason Castro
6. Amanda Overmyer
7. Michael Johns
8. Chikezie
9. Brooke White
10. Ramiele

and I think KRISTY LEE COOK is going home tomorrow!

My Top 5 Celebrity Boyfriends List Revealed!

Well, I've held out on you long enough! You will notice that Colin Farrell is now off my list. You know, that's just how things seem to work with me and Colin. We're on and off like that.

5. Shia Labeouf. He's like the perfect college boyfriend. We'd go out alot, have alot of friends. He'd be smart and talented; he would like a good party. But he'd still get good grades because he would never let the partying eff up his life! Even if he does puke in the bathroom at his favorite bar sometimes.

Besides, with his starring role in the new "Indiana Jones" movie, he's going to be a big, big deal. For sure!

4. Simon Cowell. Seriously! Listen, I'm the first to admit that I'm a Celebrity Boyfriends whore. I'll drop 'em and pick up a new one on a whim! Now Simon....ok, first of all, I must comment on his hair. WTF? I don't know if you've noticed, but it appears that my Simon stuck his head in a box full of rats and let them knaw on his hair.

Regardless, I'm a sucker for his "charms." Unattainable (poor Teri Seymour), saucy and mean. The tight shirts stretched across his 48 year old manboobs, the tan that so gloriously showcases his whiter-than-white teeth... I'm in the throes of AI Mania! He'll be off the list the week the show ends.


3. Ryan Gosling.

Come on, he's just hot.


2. Robi Rosa. "Who?" you ask. Well, you're only asking "who" if you don't know me! Robi Rosa was "Robby" Rosa when I first knew him. It was 1984 and I was fully into my Menudo Obsession. My Menudo Obsession first began when I saw them perform on The Jerry Lewis MD Telethon." Man, were they HOT!

You see it, right?

So then Robby Rosa joined the group and OMG! I was in love. My Menudo Obsession lasted until 1986. And look! This is me with Robby in 1985.


I've never forgotten (now) Robi. He's actually a really talented guy! He is internationally known as a songwriter (he wrote alot of songs for former Menudo "band"mate Ricky Martin) and performer. I really liked his 2004 album, Mad Love.
And besides, he's SUPA HOT! Seriously, I larve him.




1. Vincent Chase. No, not Adrien Grenier. VINNY CHASE. I thought about this long and hard. At one time Adrien Grenier was on my Celebrity boyfriends List. But Adrien is a bit of a douche, actually, isn't he? Hanging out with celebutard Paris Hilton one minute and then acting like a dick to the paps with the weird signs and whatnot. I mean - which is it, Adrien? Blech.



But Vinny Chase. *sigh* I LOVE Vinny Chase! He's sooooo cool.



So, that's it. My #1 Celebrity Boyfriend is Vincent Chase-Definitely Not Adrien Grenier.

American Idol - The Top 12

Finally! The big new stage - the competition finally begins! I hope everyone doesn't suck tonight. It seems like whenever they 'up' the venue nerves get a hold of the contestants on the first night. Let's hope that doesn't happen tonight!

First up, Syesha. She is not a favorite of mine. I think she's predictable, boring and a little cheesy. "Got to get you into my life." I think it's her best performance so far - but I still think she's predictable, boring and....cheesy. I just have a hard time liking her.

Chikezie - WOW! OMG, Chikezie brought it tonight! Wow! I'm so pleasantly surprised because I just love his smile and think he seems very sweet.

Ramiele - I like her, but NOOOOO! Why does she keep walking down the stairs? It's so...ick! Boring, Ramiele. Totally agree with Simon.

My boyfriend, Jason Castro, 20 years old! (Jason, I'll totally buy you beer! Call me!)"If I Fell" OMG. I love him. LOVE HIM.

Carly Smithson. Her best performance by far. I think we're finally seeing how good she is. Hey....are they purposely using the low lighting on her husband's face? is he wearing makeup? Doesn't he have tats all over his face? Hmmmmm....? Anyway, Carly was good!

Can I pause for a moment to say that Ryan Seacrest seems totally coked up!

David Cook - Once again, I like him. Begrudgingly, because he does give me a small case of the heebie jeebies.

Brooke White - I think she did a great job! I think she's a talented girl. I kinda cried!

David Hernandez - Goodbye David Hernandez. I just don't like him!

Amanda Overymyer - Dear Lord - why doesn't someone talk her into doing something with that hair?! It's awful! Just awful. But she did a great job! I think it was better than last week.

Michael Johns - "Across the Universe." Not my favorite Lennon/McCartney song. I thought it was kind of boring.

Kristy Lee Cook - Boy, I hate "8 Days a Week" done country-style. I couldn't wait for it to be over.

David Archuleta - "We Can Work It Out." I don't love it, but he's not going to get kicked off. That licking of the lips thing drives me crazy!

1. Brooke White
2. David Cook
3. Chikezie
4. Carly Smithson
5. Jason Castro
6. Amanda Overmyer
7. Michael Johns
8. Ramiele
9. David Archuleta
10. Syesha
11. David Hernandez

And I think Kristy Lee Cook is going home this week!