Aniston & Mayer To Wed?

Of course, if a celeb couple has been dating for a month or two "reports" that they are to wed will convene. Sure, Jen & John could be talking marriage - but consider the source. OK! is only one step above In Touch and Star with the stories they make up.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are already talking about getting married, according to a new report.

OK! magazine reports that Jennifer Aniston -- who has traveled the world to be by John's side while he's on tour -- is already discussing marriage with the 'No Such Thing' hitmaker, and friends of the couple believe they could be walking down the aisle "soon".

A source tells the publication, "Jen is so in love with John (that) they are already talking marriage.

"I would not be at all surprised to see Jen and John make it legal sooner rather than later. In fact, I would be shocked if they didn't tie the knot before her 40th birthday in February."

The source also adds that no one should be surprised to see Jen's once estranged mom, Nancy, at the ceremony. "Jen and her mom are taking baby steps toward a full reconciliation," the insider reveals. "It's something John has really encouraged.

"Jen and Nancy are probably never going to be close, but I think with John's encouragement, they may declare a truce - at least for Jen's wedding day!"

And since meeting John, the former 'Friends' actress' life has been all about change.

"It took a while, but Jen is finally getting her life in order," the insider is quoted as saying. "She has three movies coming out in the next six months. She has a top-secret business venture she'll be announcing before the year's end.

"Her new house is finally nearing completion. It's like her whole life is coming together and a wedding will complete the picture."

Jennifer, 39, and John, 30, have been dating since April this year.
(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Jen Spends $ To Keep Mayer, Efforts In Vain?

Pssst...Jen, get some Frownies! They really work and they're only $20! (Even cheaper if you get them from Drugstore.com.)

Jennifer Aniston has been spending $20,000-a-month on beauty treatments since she started dating John Mayer, a new report claims.

According to The National Enquirer magazine, the former 'Friends' actress is so keen to look good for her man -- she'll do whatever's necessary to avoid going under the knife.

A source told the publication, "Jen is doing whatever it takes to hold back time - short of plastic surgery."

The 39-year-old's regimen, says the Enquirer, includes private instruction with top yoga guru Mandy Ingber, and personal training sessions, both done three times a week -- at a cost of about $3,000.

Jen also pays a private chef $3,500 a month for organic, high-protein, low-fat meals.

"Jen is insecure about her legs, so she goes for anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments twice a month," revealed the friend.

"They cost $1,000 a session, but Jen swears that the sculpting keeps her skin supple and smooth.

"She calls the treatments 'necessary tune-ups."

However, according to reports, her efforts might be might be going by unnoticed....

Jennifer Aniston's efforts to keep her man may have been in vain following reports that John Mayer tried to pick up another woman while on the European leg of his tour.

California native Chaton Anderson claims that the singer came on to her in a Dutch coffeeshop on July 20.

“I think he thought I was from Amsterdam, because he said, ‘I am John and I am a singer,’ she tells In Touch.

“I laughed because I knew who he was.”

Anderson says Mayer did his best to to convince her to have dinner — or after-dinner drinks — with him.

“I asked him what his relationship status was,” she says. “He said, ‘It’s vague.’ I asked him what that meant and he said, ‘You know, it’s very vague.’

"I just laughed. I never mentioned Jennifer and neither did he.”

Chaton says she gave Mayer her cell phone number but the phone was later stolen.

“I’ll never know if he called or not,” she says, adding, “I never would have guessed he had a girlfriend at all.”(Source: Showbiz Spy & Entertainmentwise.com)

Aniston Finds Simpson Love Letters?

I always thought John Mayer liked Jessica Simpson more than he let on. I don't think he WANTED to like her as much as he did - but he did.

JOHN Mayer can't keep those pesky ex-es away. His girlfriend Jennifer Aniston found "a batch" of love letters from his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in his guitar case. "Jennifer was more hurt than angry at the discovery," said a source. "The letters surprisingly were very touching and well written." Aniston appeared to be fine after Mayer smoothed things over. Her rep called the tale "completely fabricated."
(Source: Page Six)

Insecure Aniston

Jennifer Aniston is so secure in her relationship with loverboy John Mayer that she has to ban Kimberly Stewart from his concert. Ewwww....Kimberly Stewart? If I were Aniston I would have planted myself right next to Stewart and say to John, "You used to hit THAT?!" Jen might not be my favorite, but even I have to admit she's totally hot.

Jennifer Aniston reportedly had Kimberly Stewart thrown out of new boyfriend John Mayer's concert when she tried to sneak backstage.

The former 'Friends' actress -- who has been romantically linked to the 'No Such Thing' hitmaker for several months -- was said to be furious when Kimberly, who has history with John, turned up backstage before his performance at Hard Rock Calling in London's Hyde Park on Sunday.

And to defuse the situation, John asked security to remove Kimberly.

A source says, "Jennifer spotted Kimberly and asked John what she was doing there.

"John and Kim know each other from clubbing in LA, but Jennifer doesn't want anyone around who reminds her that he used to be a player.

"She has fallen head over heels for John, but she's scared it will all go wrong again.

"Another woman stole her man before when Angelina Jolie started dating Brad Pitt -- she couldn't bear it to happen again."

However, just 10 minutes after being told to leave, Kimberly was back at the side of the stage and started waving at John, so she was removed for a second time.

The source added to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper, "She had been told twice by security that she would be removed but she stood there bold as brass.

"Jennifer was on the opposite side of the stage and John felt like piggy-in-the-middle.

"He saw the tension and told his bouncers to get rid of her at all costs.

"Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting: 'Why doesn't he want me here? Is this because of her?'

"She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved."

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, has reportedly banned Mayer, 30, from having contact with ex-girlfriend Minka Kelly, 28.

(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Mayer: "I Don't Get This Aniston Thing"

Oh, this is so awesome! First of all - I think Minka Kelly is beautiful. John Mayer is a douche. A douche who is in a relationship for publicity!!! The Mayer/Aniston coupling so obvious and gross, isn't it? *shudder*

JOHN Mayer might have broken Minka Kelly's heart when he left her for Jennifer Aniston - but he had the decency to call her before the news about them hit the press. A Kelly pal said, "Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.' " Mayer's rep declined to comment.
(Source: Page Six)

John Mayer Driving Aniston's Car

This made me laugh out loud. I know it will really make the one Aniston/Mayer fan really mad, but come on...it's funny!

John Mayer continued his merry-go-round romance with Jennifer Aniston when he was spotted running errands in her car yesterday.

The whiny songwriter even managed to attract more attention to himself by taking pictures of the paparazzi and leading them to his home, where he and Pete Wentz met up to share in the joy of 'clowning' on the media.

These days, when John isn't talking to other musicians about the toils of being rich and famous, he's busy oohing and aahing over his cougar girlfriend's complexion and wishing she would stop talking about her damn age already. The Daily Express reports:


'[John] said she’s in great shape and her skin is like a baby’s bottom, although she constantly refers to the age gap,' a loyal friend of the musician has said.


But luckily, a nine-year age gap is nothing that a couple matching tattoos can't solve!


‘John had the idea that they should both have a “J” tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial,' an insider reveals. 'Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months.'

Wow, that's so...deep. Next thing you know Maniston are gonna start wearing lockets with each other's toenails inside, just to really push the originality envelope.
(Source: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com)

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer to Cohabitate?

I'll believe it when it happens. But really, you just don't know what Jen will do with the pending arrival of the Jolie-Pitt twins in August. I mean...she's gotta do something, right? So sad.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are set to move in together after just seven weeks of dating, according to reports.

The pair, who started seeing each other in April, have been eying up exclusive beachside properties in Malibu Colony, where the likes Pamela Anderson and her pal and former 'Friends' co-star Courteney Cox lives.

A source says, "They are both smitten with one another and want to spend more time together.

"They know it hasn't been long, but they like one another enough that if their relationship doesn't last, they can still share the house as friends."

Sources close to the couple also say the pair are looking for a six-to-eight bedroom property with a pool, somewhere in the region of $10 - $20m.(Source: Showbiz Spy)

John Mayer Chugging Vodka

I guess John Mayer realized he was just a pawn in Jen Aniston's game of "Look, I Have a Great Life, Too!" She likes to play it whenever Brad & Angie announce something good.

WHILE zipped-up Jennifer Aniston was working in Philly over the weekend, her wild beau, John "The Player" Mayer, was tearing it up in New York. Revelers at the Anchor Bar in SoHo spotted the crooner "dancing on a table and chugging vodka straight from the bottle" at about 3 a.m. Saturday. In contrast, Aniston's tame weekend included a "low-key Saturday night dinner" at the Philadelphia eatery El Vez "with three girlfriends and two bodyguards."
(Source: Page Six)

Jennifer Aniston: Clingy Girlfriend

This "story" is funny. It really doesn't say anything. It seems to exist merely to talk shit about Jennifer Aniston.

And hey, I'm all about that!


Jennifer Aniston has been described as a “clingy” girlfriend; and her new beau, John Mayer, is treating their romance as a “summer fling”, according to insiders.

The former ‘Friends’ actress and the ‘No Such Thing’ hitmaker were snapped last week in a swimming pool at Miami’s Mandarin Oriental Hotel; and in the pic, Jennifer, 39, was climbing on top of John, but onlookers say the 30-year-old “looked bored”.

Friends say the singer is “categorizing this as a summer fling for now”.

“He’s a serial dater, but he’s never cheated on a girl,” the insider said.

“He’s making the effort to fly to Miami to be with Jen. That says something.”

Jennifer Aniston Feels Sexy Again

Ewwww....

Yet they're actually perfect for eachother. Don't you think?

Jennifer Aniston thinks new beau John Mayer is “better looking” than her ex-husband Brad Pitt.

The former ‘Friends’ actress, who spent four days in Malibu with the ‘No Such Thing’ hitmaker last week, is smitten with John and is enjoying their “passionate” relationship.

A source close to Jennifer said: “She says he is the cutest guy she has ever gone out with — even better looking than Brad.

“There is nine years difference between them, though they are thriving on that. John likes her intelligence and experience and Jennifer likes John’s vitality. Jennifer likes his energy, it is very uplifting for her - she is on cloud nine.”

Jennifer, 39, is already beginning to think that 30-year-old John could be ‘The One’ and is making long-term plans.

The source added: “It is too early to tell if it will last. But they really, really like each other. John makes Jennifer feel sexy again.”

(Source: Showbiz Spy)

Deep Conversation: John Mayer & Jen Aniston

Don't you wonder what they're talking about? I'd imagine it could be something like this:

John: So, if you had to rank me on a scale of 1-10 where do I compare against Brad?

Jen: Don't eat that red meat.

John: Yeah, but....am I....bigger than him?

Jen: Seriously, if you eat that red meat I'm going to freak out.

John: Ok, if I promise not to eat the red meat will you tell me how I stack up against Brad?

Jen: No.

John: Ok, but can we still have sex?

Jen: Send back the f'ing red meat before I send it back for you.

John Mayer: So Smoove

Looks like John Mayer is up to his skanky ways!

JENNIFER Aniston has Sheryl Crow to thank - or not - for her hookup with John Mayer last week. A spy in Miami said, "Sheryl insisted they meet and, well, the rest is history." But maybe Aniston shouldn't send Crow flowers after all. A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer "was all over some blond girl." Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so "we can dance with our girls." (Source: Page Six)

Mayer Tamed By Aniston?

John Mayer rolls with Josh Groban?

LOL!

IS Jennifer Aniston the woman who can tame John Mayer? The crooner landed in New York Sunday night after his very public snuggle session with her in Miami, and immediately hit the club scene at Upstairs in SoHo. But spies said, "He just hung out with his friends, and wasn't flirting with any girls." The notorious swordsman was well-behaved again on Monday night when he hit Butter with Josh Groban, and once again left the ladies alone. (Source: Page Six)

Mayer & Aniston Dine

Is it just me or does every available actress right now link herself to John Mayer, even if briefly? How do they stand him? Besides...he made out with Perez. Ew!


Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer dined together in a Miami restaurant Friday.

The restaurant opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal. “I was happy to accommodate them,” says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink.

“I can’t speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time,” he says.

But another witness says, “[It] definitely seemed like a date” for the actress and the singer.

“He had a sandwich,” the onlooker said. “She stole some bites and nibbled on a salad.”

Aniston, 39, is in Miami filming Marley & Me with Owen Wilson. (Source: Showbiz Spy)

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom?

Hmmmm....Page Six is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom were getting cozy at a restaurant opening. But I just read on Fatty's site that Bloom and current squeeze, Miranda Kerr, were in Palm Springs together. People REALLY want Jen & Orlando to get together, don't they? This is one hook-up I DON'T think is happening.

Jennifer Aniston Wants You to See Her Ass

It worked so well for Kate Hudson that Jennifer Aniston has hiked her bikini bottom up for a photo op. Jeez Jen, get your own stunts!

Whose bum do you like better? I vote Kate.

KATE


JENNIFER

Stars: They're just like us!

Well, they're like us if you're a great big jerk! I love reading and hearing about what celebs are "really" like. Even when it's not true I get a kick out of it!

Craig had an experience not too long ago in LA where someone who claimed to have worked for Brad Pitt for several years went on and on to him about what a bitch Jennifer Aniston is! Said that she would constantly verbally abuse Brad, calling him "stupid" and severely limited his red meat intake. This guy told Craig that he would rather stick his eye with a hot dagger than ever have to work for Jennifer Aniston again. You did know that Jennifer was a huge bitch, didn't you?

Anyway, these two women who worked at The Four Seasons in Chicago are writing a tell-all on the celebs they catered to during their stint at the swank hotel. I totally believe the bit on John Cusack. He's meant to be a REAL JERK. Pity, isn't it?


If you're an ungrateful, uber-demanding celebrity visiting the Chicago area, the Four Seasons Hotel would like to welcome you!

Abigail Hart and Nancy Joyce Callahan, who used to work at the five-star inn as concierges, have given us something much better than pillow mints: tales of their years of groveling for the rich and famous. Among the alleged behavior they recount in their dishy Crown book, "Great Reservations":

For a mere 12-hour stay, assistants for Nicole Kidman shipped a set of pink, 800-thread-count Italian sheets to the hotel ahead of her visit - along with diagrams and pages of instructions on how to make the bed. The then-Mrs. Tom Cruise never actually arrived.

Gary Busey pitched a screaming tantrum when he spotted a potted palm in his hallway. "I want that tree in my room!" he's said to have ordered. The staff obliged him, and gave him the nickname "Abuse-y."

Diva Diana Ross informed the staff no one was to make eye contact with her. Maids also discovered a black, tumbleweed-like object on the floor of her room; it turned out to be her wig.

John Cusack mistook the Four Seasons for his mom's house, shipping his dirty laundry to the hotel before he checked in so they could wash it, according to the authors. They also claim he left his discarded underwear around his room to be collected, laundered and mailed to him after he checked out. "Not accurate," Cusack's rep tells us. "That's not John at all. He also hasn't stayed there in a decade."

Conversely, the authors found that some of the biggest stars had the smallest egos:

Madonna was remarkably polite and low-key during her three-month stay while filming "A League of Their Own." She read dozens of book a week in her sweltering suite - she hated air conditioning - and tipped one of the concierges enough to finance her European vacation.

Anthony Hopkins insisted that people call him plain old Tony and became irate if anyone used the stuffy "Sir Anthony" moniker.

After Elton John gave up his debauched, drug-fueled lifestyle, he insisted on staying in the hotel's smallest room and refused the VIP amenities as part of his quest for moderation and balance. He also stopped checking in under his favorite (and unprintable) alias.

The hotel had no comment on the delicious tell-all, which will be available April 15. (Source: NY Daily News)